Regardless of the reasons, the rabbinate ordered that prayers replace the ancient barbaric custom of sacrifices. Ramban says it’s because the ancient-Israelite chapter of PETA had convinced the Kohen’s to use soy-meat instead of cows and sheep for their offerings, arguing that it was a healthier alternative for the Almighty anyway. Rashi says that it was because they did not use a marinade such as Lea and Pearens Worcestershire © or A-1 Steak Sauce ©. This behavior pleased the Lord, who would respond by providing the ancient people with all the pestilence, famine, droughts, and invading barbarians their heart’s desired.Ģ) After the destruction of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem, the rabbis decided that the Almighty wasn’t too thrilled with the Jewish method of worship, which amounted to little more than a barbecue while tailgating outside of the Holy Temple. Some would also sacrifice their virginity. In ancient times, people would sacrifice such things as cattle, incense, and virgins. And if you were included I hope you will be insulted.ġ) Communication with G-d has always been a hallmark of religious tradition. So, if you were excluded, I hope you will not be insulted. Not all Jews could be covered here, not even all varieties of Orthodox Jews.